Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Welcome To The Dope Report!

What's up? This is Jordan Ray Allen. The Dope Report is my way of speaking on whatever "I think" is dope at the time, or was at some point. F.Y.I. when I say DOPE, I'm not talking about drugs. Dope is an old school slang term created by the good folks of New York's urban streets circa late 80's - early 90's. With that said, it's time to rant! The damn about me section doesn't allow you to fully represent yourself. It cuts you off after 1200 characters!! But I'm from the streets of New York. We're born hustlers! So watch me hustle this damn blog and still say everything I want you to know about me. Are you ready? Read below.

ABOUT ME

WHO IS JORDAN RAY ALLEN?

First and foremost, I wish I was an octopus. The extra arms would really come in handy to help me deal with everything that I am involved in. Come to think of it, maybe I should tell you exactly what it is that I do.

BUSINESS

1) I am a screenwriter (In "normal" words) I write scripts for movies.

2) I am 1/2 of the creative team behind CRAZYWORLD the animated series NOW PLAYING On YouTube.

3) I am co-owner of Omen M-Pyre Designs, in which we specialize in photographic design, Myspace layouts, flyers, etc.

4) I go under an alias DJ Aray in which I produce original music ranging from Hip Hop, Trip Hop, House, Chilled, Trance, Techno, Downtempo and Atmosphere.

5) I am a networking junkie. So when I'm not doing for self, I'm working with someone on something.

Now that's the business side of me. In my free "Be Jordan Time", I practice card magic that will blow your mind. I'm serious! I've had audiences call me everything from Witch to Devil because of my magic. (That just made me laugh)

RANDOMNESS

I think Starbucks and any good Sushi bar are the greatest gifts from GOD!! I can listen to NWA's F*** The Police and follow it up with Bjork's angelic voice in Venus As A Boy. I still own and play the original Nintendo and Super Nintendo. If anyone wants to get smashed in Madden 95", give me a call (Except for Russell! You cheat every time). With that said, this is the rest of me in a nutshell. Love movies, despise racism, great cook, love family, hate family, need music, wear deodorant, DC sneakers, clean cut, God exists.

2 comments:

  1. Hey...My kind of blogger guy. Like your blog..Love the About Me photo....Look forward to seeing more posts! Drop by when you are out and about. I shall return.
    Linda

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  2. Thanks for stopping by Linda. I appreciate it. As for more posts, not a problem. I just put a new one up. Check it out. :)

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