Wednesday, December 9, 2009

ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS EVER!!!

ABC's "LOST"


For those who have been under a rock since 2004, you need to crawl from under ASAP! Trust me. When ABC debuted "Lost", I thought it was another show in the vein of that "Survivor" shit. Man was I wrong. Turns out, in 2009, five years in, a friend of mine was using the computer in my house. He seemed to be glued to the monitor. I asked him what he was watching. Determined not to be disturbed, he rapidly replied: "Lost". I said okay and kept it moving. Couple weeks later, another friend of mine approached me all bubble eyed and said: "Jordan, I'm gonna introduce you to the greatest show ever!!". I said sarcastically: "Sorry, too late. I've seen every season of "Desperate Housewives" and the new season is debuting very soon."

.........!!!

Oh shit, did I just admit that to you guys? Yes I did. I would appreciate your discretion.
Thank you.

So any how, he laughs and says: "No. Not Desperate Housewives, but "Lost".

Damn it! There goes that show again. When more than one person tells me I'm missing something great, I'm gonna check it out. So I did, I caught up on all of the seasons on Hulu.com. Hulu, please cut my check. Fast forward, I've been introduced to one of the greatest shows ever. Sad but true, this up-coming season will the series' last. However, I'm sure they will create a horizontal DVD box set that will feature a picture on each season, making one bigger picture from left to right.

Quick treat! Click the "Lost" picture to watch what I watch.


Thursday, May 7, 2009

EMINEM - "RELAPSE" (ALBUM REVIEW)

EMINEM - "RELAPSE" (ALBUM REVIEW)



Personally, I think it's better than his last effort "Encore", but lesser than his first three LP's. However, I did only listen to it once. With a couple more listen's I'll know for certain if it's better than, or equivalent to "The Eminem Show". Off top, it's NO WAY NEAR "The Slim Shady LP" or "The Marshall Mathers LP". Those two albums are just un-toppable, even by the man himself. I SUPPORT real artists so I'm still gonna cop it, but I couldn't resist the download.

If you're not as fortunate to get your hands on the album early, then be sure to BUY IT May 19th. Unless, the release date is pushed up, AND STILL BUY IT.

EMINEM "RELAPSE" (TRACKLISTING)

1. "Dr. West" (skit)
2. "3 A.M."
3. "My Mom"
4. "Insane"
5. "Bagpipes From Baghdad"
6. "Hello"
7. "Tonya" (skit)
8. "Same Song & Dance"
9. "We Made You"
10. "Medicine Ball"
11. "Paul" (skit)
12. "Stay Wide Awake"
13. "Old Time's Sake" (featuring Dr. Dre)
14. "Must Be the Ganja"
15. "Mr. Mathers"
16. "Déjà Vu"
17. "Beautiful"
18. "Crack a Bottle" (featuring Dr. Dre and 50 Cent)
19. "Steve Berman" (skit)
20. "Underground/ Ken Kaniff"

-Jordan Ray Allen - May 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

PROPZ - Season 1 - Episode 2

If you already saw episode one, then you know what to expect from the rest of the season. Here's episode 2. Check it out. It's DOPE

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

New Internet Show called PROPZ!!

Ladies, gentleman, boys and girls of all ages, HA HA HA HA!! Damn I crack myself up. Okay, let's be serious. There is a new internet show by Mark "M-Pyre" Barnes called PROPZ. Like myself, he feels he can say whatever the hell he wants. The show focuses on what he feels should be given PROPZ, and what shouldn't. For those who aren't aware of the street word PROPZ, here's the definition in layman's terms.

PROPZ: (noun) Pronunciation (Props)

1) Propz: an act of recognizing or the state of being recognized.

With that said, the show is DOPE!! Here's is Episode 1.

PROPZ - Hosted By: Mark "M-Pyre" Barnes

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

VISIT MY DOPE MYSPACE PAGE!!!

Get to know me beyond The Dope Report. Click the picture and it will take you there. Also, if you have a MySpace account, please feel free to send me a friend request. Don't forget to let me know that I am your DOPE dealer.

Remember Where You Heard It First.

A film that I wrote. I'm working hard to get this made. So far so good. Keep me in your positive spirits.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

DOPE 80's Video!!

Man! How dope was the 80's? The sounds were incredible. Not to mention, Kim Wilde was HOT!! Enjoy this throwback video and reflect on how life was in 1987 when this song rocked # 1 on Billboard's Hot 100.

Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hanging On (1987)